Vote for Yellow Dog!

Vote for Yellow Dog!

As the ruling parties' nominee wannabes bark and bite amongst themselves, a truly electable candidate emerges from his West Knoxville doghouse. 

He's every man and woman's best friend. 

He'll always be by your side. 

He scratches where it itches and, in the common man's vernacular, "There ain't no fleas on him!"

Friends, family, neighbors, and strangers in my Friends list, I give you the next President of the United States:

Yellow Dog!